Oh dear God, what is it with West Ham Disunited? Can we never learn from experience? Stewart Robson, Don Hutchison, Dean Ashton, Craig Bellamy, Kieron Dyer, McBenni McCarthy, Hitlersburger...how many injury prone pups do we have to buy before the bloody penny drops? Yet another it seems, given we have signed Dembones Dembones Demdrybones Ba on a three and a half year deal! How much does a bed in a BUPA ward cost for 42 months exactly?
I trust there is something in the contract that covers us in the event of premature retirement. Hang on, what did I just say there? I trust? Trust? With the shower of shit currently in charge? With the shower of shit who have always been in charge for that matter?
Ba is an accident waiting to happen. He failed the Stoke medical and his knee will give out sometime and probably, given our luck, sometime very soon. Ladbrokes have opened a book already and if I was offering a spread bet, I wouldn't predict more than half a dozen appearances personally.
Ba Ba Black Sheep? Lamb to the slaughter more like!