Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Faubert to Tottenham
Now there have been some daft rumours banging around but surely this is one of the daftest of the lot! Tootatthem are apparently trying to sign the mighty Julian Faubert, the Cockyfools trying to sign our very own TGV!
Now this must be wrong on SO many levels. Why would Faubert, so recently on loan to Real Madrid, agree to join a club like Tootatthem? This is a player who until Ronaldo became available, was being courted by the biggest club in Europe, so as HUGE as the Cockyfools consider themselves to be, they are simply not in Julian's league. He would never fit his head through the door to the dressing room, never mind his backside! Manchester United perhaps, but Tootatthem? You can hear Faubert's derisory "phefff" from here!
And, of course, Duxbury has already made clear that the days of us selling our best players to the Cockyfools are over. There is no way in a million years that Duxbury will take Tottenham's money!
Unless, that is, we West Ham fans start a petition!
Posted by Hammersfan at 07:19